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Jul 3rd, 2009 by Agent Bedhead
Jul 3rd, 2009 by The Blemish
Jul 3rd, 2009 by The Blemish
Well, sort of anyway. The Jackson family originally planned to charge the public $25 to attend Michael’s memorial service at the Staples Center next Tuesday. However, the bad publicity forced them to cancel that plan and hold a lottery instead. Fans will be able to register online for the chance to win one of 17,500 tickets to the viewing.
I, for one, am glad the Jackson family isn’t turning this into some sort of media circus. Oh, wait. If they’re doing this, they might as well turn Michael into a marionette and have him do one last performance. I think people would be touched by that.
Jul 3rd, 2009 by The Blemish
And not just the role reversal problem of Jessica Biel no longer getting her period while Justin Timberlake is starting to get his. No, I’m talking about a relationship problem. They’ve been dating for two years but the last time they were spotted together was in May.
“Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” confides a source close to Timberlake, who adds that serious problems began back in February during a boys’ trip to Las Vegas.
“Justin had to leave dinner once because Jessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”
Well, I’d be worried too since he’s goddamn Justin Timberlake. As soon as he sits down, girls come over to bury their faces in his crotch.
But Jessica isn’t only needy says the friend, she’s also one of those girlfriends.
“All his friends think she’s really annoying,” added the source. “She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.”
Justin’s friends are big pussies. They’re probably just pissed Jessica emasculated them during touch football. It’s not very manly to have a girl sit on your chest and make you slap your face with your own hand while asking, “Why are you hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself.” It’s arguably less manly to whine about it to the NYDN.
Sources say Justin is in London right now taking a break from Jessica. Don’t worry though, Jessica is an excellent tracker. She’ll find him. I mean, the last thing she said was, “The hunt… is on.” She sounded serious.
Jul 3rd, 2009 by Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
The lottery was constructed in order to be fair to all Michael’s fans, and to give them all a shot at attending his memorial service, which is expected to be one of the biggest events the world has ever seen.
Of course I put my name in, with any luck I’ll be booking a flight to L.A. after I get my confirmation email Sunday.
To sign up for the lottery go HERE.
Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service
Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 10:00 a.m.
STAPLES Center, Los Angeles, CaliforniaThe Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service will take place on Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 10:00 a.m. at STAPLES Center in downtown Los Angeles, California and simulcast inside to Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE across the street. A limited number of free tickets to both venues will be made available for Michael Jackson’s fans to attend.
Due to the expected overwhelming demand, the following procedures have been set to accommodate registration for the tickets. Please note that by registering for tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service, it does NOT guarantee the registrant tickets.
The opportunity to register for tickets begins at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time on Friday, July 3, 2009 and ends at 6:00 p.m. Pacific Time on Saturday, July 4, 2009.
Please enter your information below for your chance to receive two tickets, that will be randomly distributed for either STAPLES Center or Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE to attend the Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service. Only one entry per individual will be accepted. Registering to attend the Public Memorial Service is NOT a guarantee of tickets. Two tickets will be issued to each randomly selected attendee.
After you enter, you receive the following message:
If your application is successful, you will receive an email on Sunday, July 5, 2009 after 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time with your exclusive unique code and instructions on how to obtain your two free tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service.
A valid ticket will be required to enter the STAPLES Center and L.A. LIVE area on Tuesday, July 7, 2009.
The tickets will be distributed for either the public memorial service in STAPLES Center or a live television broadcast in the adjacent Nokia Theatre.
Please add info@staplescenter.com to your address book to ensure successful email delivery.
Jul 3rd, 2009 by Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
Wow, she actually looks CLEAN for once!
I hope her sinuses are ready for what’s about to come their way!
[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]
Jul 3rd, 2009 by Celebrity Dirty Laundry
She’s been riding high on an uber-successful career comeback, and yesterday (July 2) Britney Spears was spotted out
and about in Calabasas.
On break from her European Circus Tour, the “Gimme More” songstress hopped in her white Mercedes-Benz and hit up
a nail salon as well as a local Starbucks coffee shop.
Joined by a bodyguard, Miss Spears looked cute and casual in a green screenprinted tank top along with a pair of
slim-fit jeans and light brown vintage-look leather boots.
But her SoCal vacation won’t last long- she’s scheduled to resume her tour in Paris, France beginning tomorrow night,
July 4th.
Jul 3rd, 2009 by Celebrity Dirty Laundry
She’s always up to something fun and exciting, and earlier today (July 3) Katie Holmes was spotted on the set of her
new movie in Australia.
The “Mad Money” mommy looked artsy and hip as she made her way to the “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” location in
Melbourne, where the paparazzi were waiting for her.
Holmes donned a black knit cap with a pair of black-rimmed glasses, a black jacket, white top, black leggings and a
pair of black and white flats.
“Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” is a remake of a 1973 telepic centering on a young girl who moves in with her father and
his girlfriend to learn that they are sharing their house with some unsavory creatures.
Jul 3rd, 2009 by The Blemish
Ask any woman and they’ll tell you Vanessa Minnillo has a pretty decent body. Ask Vanessa and she’ll tell you that’s true for the most part except for her abs.
“I always have problems with my abs, especially when I see these women who have beautiful, sculpted abs,” she groaned to Tarts at last week’s launch party for Reebok’s new Easytone sneakers. “My parents are like ‘you’re a woman, you’re supposed to have babies, you’re supposed to have a womb,’ but I cannot tone them for the life of me, so that’s my trouble spot.”
Celebrities. They’re just like us. And by us, I mean you. I can take no part in your generalizations. Because my abs are sculpted to perfection. If Leonardo DaVinci saw me shirtless, he’d ask me to strike a pose so he could draw me.
Jul 3rd, 2009 by The Blemish
Kudos to Film Drunk for finding this clip of Ben Affleck in this episode of Lifestories: Families in Crisis where he plays Aaron Henry, a steroid abuser. You kids should learn from Ben and not take performance enhancers. Not only will you be thrown into an uncontrollable rage which causes you to punch out a girl, but you will also then punch a hole through the wall, break a chair, dislocate your shoulder, have over dramatic flashbacks of yourself during football practice and be plagued by an inability to act for the rest of you life.